Funny Stories

A celebration of your life and past the sadness and tears there will no doubt be smiles and laughter because the memories we have of you are the best kind.



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  1. When we was on holiday in Gibraltar clark said I feel sick but didn't quite make it to the toilet , he told the manger that someone has been sick outside the toilet the manager said was it you No he said but he had sick all in his beard ! Still make me laugh to this day ..

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    1. I'm wetting myself laughing..i can just imagine how funny ut was Gary x

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  2. There was one night as we was getting ready to out I was cleaning my teeth clark said I will get a quick shower I waited a couple of minutes then sneak up and kept putting shampoo on is hair with him not noing ! Laugh he kept shouting whats going onwith this shampoo for god sake the more he wash is hair the more I put more shampoo on you had to be there to see it never laugh so much when he got out of the shower he put the bottle straight into thebin ....

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  3. Haha...so funny...god he was such a character!!!

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  4. Haha haha not heard that one before - Brilliant !!

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  5. I remember going to Spain with Clark and he drank of full bottle of baileys was sick all over his room and told the cleaner it was us hahahahha we got in trouble for it and it was him x

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  6. I remember him making models , one day he was making a truck and most of the parts was attached to his fingers and thumbs by using to much glue!! He got that frustrated a 300 piece model turned into a 1000 piece lol

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  7. Clark use to always ask me to get him some crisps when I went to shop when we were young..he use to say..what flavours do they do..i use to rhyme off every flavor I cud think of..bovril..cheese & onion..salt & vinegar..& probably another 10 flavours..after waiting for about 15mins for him to make his mind up...he wud then say..get me Plain ones lol!!!

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  8. I was teasing Clark and calling him names, he chased me round the house till I locked myself in the bathroom. He nearly broke the Door down trying to get me.luckily dad came to my rescue, never did it again.x

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  9. Couple of years ago when Clark was in hospital Janice and I visited and I asked what was wring with the younger guy in the bed further up. He said his foot was infected so Clark said , That's what I had and look what happened to me, showing his toe less foot x

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  10. Remember Clark always telling Kids he couldn't swim...because he just went round in circles cos he only had toes on one foot hahaha!!!

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  11. Clark always wanted to wear a pair of Flip Flops....but with only a little toe on one foot he never could lol!!!

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  12. Last year I went to visit Clark in Manchester Royal when he had a Bad Ear...there was a Nurse looking after clark called Nurse Larky..he had everyone in stitches cos everytime someone shouted Nurse Larky!!...he shouted Yes my Dear im just coming lol...they loved him in that ward!!

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